douchebag

11 Aug
1. douchebag 11028 up, 1991 down
 
Someone who has surpassed the levels of jerk and asshole, however not yet reached fucker or motherfucker. Not to be confuzed with douche.
Rob:He kept hitting on my girlfriend at the party, he just wouldnt leave her alone!!
Sam: God, what a douchebag.
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Barney says your docuhebag
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2. douchebag 5855 up, 556 down
 
An individual who has an over-inflated sense of self worth, compounded by a low level of intellegence, behaving ridiculously in front of colleagues with no sense of how moronic he appears.
Your boss is a real douchebag!
3. douchebag 5803 up, 2805 down
 
n. fr. “douche”, fr. French, fr. Italian “doccia”
1. An object used for vaginal hygeine.
2. A student or instructor at the Carlson School of Management at the University of Minnesota Twin Cities.
1. A vaginal cleansing is simply incomplete without a proper douchebag.
2. Only a douchebag would consider accounting a tough class.
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4. douchebag 4254 up, 1343 down
 
A person with a shitty personality that needs to “take themself the fuck down” or “go home and get their fucking shine box.” A douchebag usually assumes the form of a hair-gelling pretty-boy but can also be described as an overzealous, pompous, or vexatious asshole that most people wish were killed with a Mortal Kombat fatality.
Damn, i thought “Beverly Hills 90210” won the permanent award for most douchebags casted in one weekly television show, but then someone had to go make that show, “Friends.”
5. douchebag 2169 up, 929 down
 
What used to be accurate on this site, was replaced by a bunch of people who defined it because they really had no clue what it meant. A douchebag is a pretentious, sugar coated prick, but with emphasis on pretentious and sugar coated. It’s not an adjective for an asshole, because assholes call other people douchebags, and assholes are more often than not proud of being assholes.
A perfect example of a douchebag would be both Macaulay Culkin’s and Seth Green’s role in “Party Monster”.
6. douchebag 1163 up, 370 down
 
An individual who has an over-inflated sense of self worth, compounded by a low level of intellegence, behaving ridiculously in front of colleagues with no sense of how moronic he appears.
Your boss is a real douchebag!
7. Douchebag 1465 up, 952 down
 
One who feels the need to over-editorialize in their Urban Dictionary submissions.
A hypothetical douchebag’s Urban Dictionary Submission on “marijuana.” Notice that only the first sentence is a definition:

Marijuana is a plant that lots of people smoke to get high. A lot of people think that marijuana is a harmless drug but that is not true. There have been many studies done on marijuana and it toally fries your brain. I heard this one kid jammed a fork in his eye because he was so “high” on the “dope chronics.” I seen this thing on the TV that says that one smoking of marijuana makes you high for two months. Also my sister smokes marijuana and it made her totally stupid cause she is a tard. Don’t smoke marijuana!!!

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